In reply to Post #3135
Not a Scooby mate, I've certainly never heard of anyone wagering his foreskin in a bet
Not a Scooby mate, I've certainly never heard of anyone wagering his foreskin in a bet
In reply to Post #3134
Oi big nose he's ****ing talking to you.
Oi big nose he's ****ing talking to you.
UPTHE ARSE
What I have got to be happy about?.......nothing just getting fed up waiting
What I have got to be happy about?.......nothing just getting fed up waiting
In reply to Post #3137
Problem ???
Problem ???
In reply to Post #3134
Not as big as you for shouting for him and them
Not as big as you for shouting for him and them
In reply to Post #3139
99 but you aint 1
99 but you aint 1
In reply to Post #3141
Ditto
Ditto
In reply to Post #3142
Ok guys let me explain. 2 lifelong Spurs fans talking all things Mouriniho. I loathe him and always have, my bud worships the ground he walks on!
I'm asking what can he bring to the club different from Poch?(apart from trophies and trouble)
My mate says don't worry you'll get so used to winning 1-0 and collecting trophies you'll soon forget about Poch etc.
(plenty of alcohol now being consumed)
Ok I say how's Jose going to cope when he ask's Levy for particular players and gets someone that just fits the profile instead?
Not a problem says my mate. Jose is so good at motivation he could even coach Sissoko to score goals
Bollox says I, never happen(even more alcohol now being consumed)
What do you know about anything says my mate? you ain't even a proper Yid?
Feck off what you on about your a closet chavski?I replied.
You ain't no Yid he says Iv'e seen your nob in the bogs mate, you got a foreskin and everyone knows Yids have them removed
Ok I say's I concede if Jose really is the Messiah you claim to be and he can get Sissoko to score goals I'll get myself circumcised. And there is the sorry tale revealed.
Got to go now time to get gowned up. Coys
Ok guys let me explain. 2 lifelong Spurs fans talking all things Mouriniho. I loathe him and always have, my bud worships the ground he walks on!
I'm asking what can he bring to the club different from Poch?(apart from trophies and trouble)
My mate says don't worry you'll get so used to winning 1-0 and collecting trophies you'll soon forget about Poch etc.
(plenty of alcohol now being consumed)
Ok I say how's Jose going to cope when he ask's Levy for particular players and gets someone that just fits the profile instead?
Not a problem says my mate. Jose is so good at motivation he could even coach Sissoko to score goals
Bollox says I, never happen(even more alcohol now being consumed)
What do you know about anything says my mate? you ain't even a proper Yid?
Feck off what you on about your a closet chavski?I replied.
You ain't no Yid he says Iv'e seen your nob in the bogs mate, you got a foreskin and everyone knows Yids have them removed
Ok I say's I concede if Jose really is the Messiah you claim to be and he can get Sissoko to score goals I'll get myself circumcised. And there is the sorry tale revealed.
Got to go now time to get gowned up. Coys
In reply to Post #3143
Eh ?
Eh ?
In reply to Post #3143
You can tell you're new to the thread, that must of taken you the best part of a day to type out and we're still none the wiser, whereas us old skool just type **** off ****
You can tell you're new to the thread, that must of taken you the best part of a day to type out and we're still none the wiser, whereas us old skool just type **** off ****
In reply to Post #3143
I wonder what they do with the bit of skin they cut off? I know give it to Ralphy to use as chewing gum
I wonder what they do with the bit of skin they cut off? I know give it to Ralphy to use as chewing gum
In reply to Post #3146
They made Daniel levy out of about 20 kilos of it....
They made Daniel levy out of about 20 kilos of it....
In reply to Post #3145
Old ****, not school
Old ****, not school
Final 10 for this years Ballon d'Or
Come on you reds!
Alisson Becker (Liverpool)
Robert Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)
Riyad Mahrez (Manchester City)
Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Kylian Mbappe (Paris Saint-Germain)
Lionel Messi (Barcelona)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Juventus)
Mohamed Salah (Liverpool)
Bernardo Silva (Manchester City)
Virgil van Dijk (Liverpool)
Come on you reds!
Alisson Becker (Liverpool)
Robert Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)
Riyad Mahrez (Manchester City)
Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Kylian Mbappe (Paris Saint-Germain)
Lionel Messi (Barcelona)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Juventus)
Mohamed Salah (Liverpool)
Bernardo Silva (Manchester City)
Virgil van Dijk (Liverpool)
In reply to Post #3149
Virgil for me but prob be messi
Virgil for me but prob be messi